Wednesday, 4 November 2009

New times

Dodo and Calvin decided to get degrees.. its not like with more academic laurel a dodo will not remain a "dodo" any more..or Calvin will be all "well behaved" follower of the herd.. But still! they thought it would do them good/... in the process of getting that degree..there are things that they miss..here is a pictographic detail of their longings!

Calvin misses the times he spent weekends sleeping...ZzzzzzZZz



Playing...




Playing more...




Dodo misses meeting and gossping with more dodos..she misses debating with people why "dodos" rock and are alive and kicking...One think she misses the most is her regular visits to the parlour for rocking new hair colouring all the time..sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh!





Monday, 10 August 2009

BiRtHdAy TiMe




Happy Birthday Calvin!!! Keep rocking and rolling and singing and dancing!!!!

- Dodo

Friday, 10 July 2009

The "high" five !

This is after the dodo has been blissfully put to sleep with a spinning head.

Yes.! The dodo got drunk....Yeahh...So bloody drunk.

Some of the sms I received:

1. "Dual I lap so many"- this prob means- dood I had so many. It can be actually worked out by zeroing down on the permutations and combinations of the keys but wht the heck.

2. "Done I do drink"- this is a grammatical disaster! It could mean- I am done drinking or else it is a fyi saying that the dodo does drink.

3. "You"- Prob the "I love" part got skipped with a vodka shot.!

4. "Luck .g okl yo t"- I mean...Hello !! Beyond decoding!

5. "I love you"- well...yeah..this made perfect sense. :D


I also got to hear some last minute conversations as I was trying to keep her awake. A character called "W" was being shunned to the core. I did try refraining them from bitching so blatantly but the gang just carried on. Also, W appears to be in love with somebody. the reason? He said, "have a nice night" to her. So? No idea. C'mon, alcohol never makes sense.

Ofcourse, the dodo was looking super hot and classy. I am sure she would have set the party on fire.! As i am writing this, She is deep in her sleep. I Have sent her the sms no 5.

When she gets up tomorrow, her reaction can be best forecasted to be similar to WTF !
More fun in store. Will keep ya posted.

Cheers,
Calvin

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Prequel to "The dodo top 10"

The dodo was living a not-so-exciting life..she liked music but never got to groove and move..she was bored and to avoid boredom got herself new fur colouring from this upmarket parlour near her neighbourhood every sunday...

Some new looks that the dodo sported were --



























One day the parlour people did a bad job and the dodo came out of the parlour looking like this---




















This day the dodo fainted looking at herself in the mirror and though the look became a rage and major fashion trend in her part of the world...dodo was BORED BEYOND IMAGINATION.....!

That day our good old CALVIN--the leader of the oppressed, the king of the deprived, the messiah of the bored, woke up from his deep slubmer and decided this was IT! DODO needed to be rescued . He could not stay all quiet and let the status quo prevail. That day, he went out and came back with something dodo wanted secretly all her life....THAT 'something' could make her life exciting and super fun and super brilliant. Yeahhh !! The dodo got-------


















These brilliant speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since that day the dodo became lively and started sporting just one fur colour and she now somewhat looks like this ---



















This moment has inspired the dodo to do something big for the mankind..dodo will come up with "dodo top 10" a countdown of the grooviest songs which are all dodo'd favourite sooon... wait and watch the space..

Peace.

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Who loves dodo?

Calvin does.!
Calvin does.!

Meanwhile, Calvin loves the dodo and fears the extinction. The situation could be very similar to what hobbes seems to be facing below.


The update: dodo ready for tucking people inside out, left right center. Calvin stuck in between lesser mortal kinda choices. It kinda sucks but I am working on it. :)

Thursday, 16 April 2009

of goats and goatworth..!

DODO and CALVIN passing another lazy afternoon playing an arbit online game…..

CALVIN: you DODO, listen! What is ur goatworth????????

DODO: 10 :P
Yours?

CALVIN: :O 9

DODO: what does goatworth mean but!

CALVIN: goats?
(dodo strikes again!)

DODO: :-/ WTF Is the meaning og 9 goats??? Say toh!

CALVIN: aha! That eh.. 9 goats =) you're almost the coolest guy around
DODO: heheeh …. kya baat hai studd :D
CALVIN: :O you dodo..me got an idea with this goats thing

DODO: what what what !!! say say say :D :D:D

CALVIN: 9 goats mean… I am almost the coolest guy around and I will get 9 goats in dowry it seems.. I will take these goats and open up a farm in some healthy hill station kinda place.. :D

DODO: :O :O but what about me?@@?@?! i will get 10 or i will have to give 10?
CALVIN: umm...dunno man if u get ..then we will have 19 totally which is good
in case, you have to give, you can take my 9 and ask for concession of one goat :P
DODO: :O :O
CALVIN: ? :P
DODO: logically makes no sense
CALVIN: :O u code :x
DODO: no code running…huh
CALVIN: :P logic it seems
DODO: yeah…i mean if i get 10 u get 9,what makes it 19…huh
CALVIN: yes
DODO: its 10 n 9 mutually exclusive…this makes sense
CALVIN: 19 makes sense… let us be optimistic here :D
DODO: optimistic! I dont understand it only…WHAT optimist !! :O
CALVIN: dododododododo
ok
from the top
Let us be optimistic that u will receive 10 goats
okie?
So then we will have 19 goats in total
IMAGINE !
19 goats !
DODO: whats with we having 19
huh
i will have my 10
u will have urs 9
where is we here
:P

CALVIN: what?
You selfish creature
DODO: :O
CALVIN: u wont share ur goats?
:(
DODO: :O
with you??
CALVIN: YES
DODO: my precious goats?
CALVIN: Yes Yes
DODO: but like WHY
?!
CALVIN: hmm..
interesting
DODO: yeah
this is interesting!
CALVIN: so that I have a larger herd
I would be the most hep cowboy around
DODO: such dreams!!!
why my goats
huh
take some one else’s goats
CALVIN: what will you do with your goats anyways? :X
DODO: i will also be like the heppest cowgirl then no
i will have 10 goats
:D
CALVIN: there are no cowgirls ok
you shall sleep and grown fat in ur hut
DODO: i will be :x :X :x
CALVIN: :P
DODO: :O
NO
i will be the trendsetter babe
:x
CALVIN: hmm
cowgirl eh?
DODO: ya
:x
CALVIN: yes
okie
cool
yes
cowgirls would be good
they can give company to cowboys too
cool
let me knw if u need my goats
:)
DODO: ya
i will need ur goats
19 then
this makes sense
:P
CALVIN: (:O damnit)
DODO: :D
CALVIN: wht abt my cowboy dreams? :(
DODO: u can borrow mine also sometimesssssssssss
ok?
CALVIN: okie
Can i like buy you out too?
:P
DODO: :O
buy DODO out
:O
am i a COMMODITY
:O
CALVIN: i mean...
the goats
:P
DODO: :O
no
huh
CALVIN: neways, i'm applying for a mba
:P
FINE
you and your goats
:X
:P
DODO: :O
:O
WAT KIND OF LOGIC
1) SINCE U ARE applying for an MBA hence DODO and my goats
2) AM I STILLA COMMODITY
:O
CALVIN: No No
u got it wrong
With my mba, i would have the intellectual power to get into mergers and acquisitions of goats
2. NO, I am talking abt goats
DODO: :O
:O
:O
I WONT SELL MY GOATS
it will adversely affect my status as a hep cowgirl babe
its an image issue
sorry
:P
CALVIN: :O
DODO: plus
CALVIN: (DODO thinking of a hostile takeover)
DODO: me will also do an MBA
DODO has marketing knowledge already
(try ur luck)
CALVIN: hmm..
DODO: :P
CALVIN: (you've becoming smart)
(giving up for now....But I shall be back ok .:x)
DODO: ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye I AM THE HEPPEST COWGIRL ye ye ye ye ye yey eye y eyyeyeyeyyeye :D :D :D


And thus the dodo struck yet again !

The end.

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Dodo Day- 1st April

1st April will be hereafter celebrated as the "dodo day" across the world.
The dodo got comfortably dodoéd.

and I supposedly got into HBS ! I mean..... hellooo..!! :D

The Eternal "Tempo"

Version 0.1:
Tempo is like peace....
Everyone should encourage.

Version 0.2:
Tempo is teh electrifying spirit !!

Version 0.3:
Tempo is the nourishment of the soul !!

Version 0.4:
Tempo is the redbull u so need when low !!

Version 0.5:
Tempo is the bull tht tears through the bad !!

Version 0.6:
Tempo is like feeling 365 days 24*7 - i can do it !!

Version 0.7:
Tempo is the Speed Petrol tht doubles ur life mileage !!

Monday, 30 March 2009

Communication Smileyfied !

dodo: :O
calvin: dont make fun ok :X
dodo: :O
:O
do i make fun of u!
like EVER!!
:x
calvin: ok ok ok
:*
dodo: huih\
huh
calvin: :D
:D
dodo: :P
calvin: :*
dodo: :P
calvin: :O
:P ?
:x
dodo: :P
(Taking Bhav)
calvin: :D
:*
:*
dodo: :O
:D
:D
ok ok\
:*
:)
calvin: :D
:D

Thursday, 19 March 2009

The latest International Wannabe Program !!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is a pleasure to announce this latest program at the Calvin-Dodo School of Fun. The Program is called "Masters in Fun". As per the demand, we do have plans to convert this into a PhD program as well.

The curriculum is still being framed but to give our prospective students an idea about what this revolutionary program holds for all the troubled souls out there, we do have some final courses listed below.

1. How to watch maiden Live Conert after 6 romanov- This is the basic course that a student should clear to be eligible for further study.

2. Gunda, The Movie- a literary critique.

3.
Govinda and his genre - a sociological account.

4. 'Focus' for 'Stuffs'.

5. Dodoisms & Cloning Calvin.

P.S: Prospective students are encouraged to apply early for scholarships.

Best Regards,
Calvin & Dodo
Calvin-Dodo School of Fun.

Thursday, 5 March 2009

The Ding Dong Game

This Legen.....wait for it...dary game was conceptualized to develop a fall-back mechanism for the dodo. Luckily, this was never enforced cozz the dodo was comfortably numb....errr tuck'ed.

So, the rules are....If you get dinged (gpl'ed), you score !! Of course, you lose out in reality but somehwere in your own little world you can be happy that you have atleast "won" something. It is a counter failure mechanism.

Turns out we were champions in this game and of we two, I am clearly the championship winner with a score of 6/8 (i.e 6 gpls).

Cheers.! :D

Thursday, 26 February 2009

of coffee and conversations......

Calvin and dodo in a conversation on internet with coffee mugs resting beside their comps....


Calvin : :P
Dodo: : sup calvin :D wat u doin?? say say :D
Calvin: :P :P
Dodo: You know what happened today...!!! :O

yap yap yap.....yap yap....yap yap yap...yap yap... :(

bluf bluf bluf.....bluf bluf...bluf..bluf..bluf....... :-/

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...crapppppp :P

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#.

...yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....

:D yapyap :P hehe

Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp..... :D P

Calvin: :O

Dodo:
Yeah..can u believe it!

yap yap yap.....yap yap....yap yap yap...yap yap... :(

bluf bluf bluf.....bluf bluf...bluf..bluf..bluf....... :-/

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...crapppppp :P

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#.

...yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....

Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp..... :D P

yap yap yap.....yap yap....yap yap yap...yap yap... :(

bluf bluf bluf.....bluf bluf...bluf..bluf..bluf....... :-/

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...

yap...bluf...yap...bluf...yap...bluf...crapppppp :P

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....

yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#.

...yap...bluf...#@#....yap...bluf...#@#....


Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp.....Crappppppppppp..... :D P

Calvin:
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

TEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

Dodo: :O
:O
:X :X :X

#$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!!

#$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!!

#$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!! #$$%^&*(@#$$%!!!

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Awesome..!!

YAP YAP and more YAP - the genius strikes again!

Dodo and calvin over an internat chat on a lazy afternoon...

calvin the super clone: such a lazy afternoon..i am so bored..what to do :(
i think i will eat
thn bathe
thn office
thn mug
ur opinioon?
dodo the super brains: UMM
i think u shd do this
take bath
go to office
stop by some super cool pub on way
take like say 4 shots of tequila
then head to office
take print outs
come back
on your way stop by the same pub
this time 4 LITs
on the streets
do some fishing
get caught by the traffic police for malicious intent f traffic disturbance
bribe him
then come back hm
dance
then if u can then mug
your views?

(i am so cool :D )


calvin the super clone: impressive
Yes,...
Awrite..
I can give this a shot..

(dodo is such a genius! )

ps. for uninitiated souls-- anything written within theses brackets is what the protagonist is thinking at that moment

Dodoism No 1

Dodo after having a good ride on the bike:

Hey, howcome i didn't fall off the bike?

:P
The dodo is driving me nuts over her selection of a theme for the blog. Apparently she wants more "Jeevan" into it. !!

:D

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

....cont.

...and calvin got Duked and Yaled!!! :D

The Protagonists..!!




The Dodo Strikes...!!

And..... The dodo got tucked..!! :D